The Slippery Slope to Felonious Mismanagement

THE SLIPPERY SLOPE TO FELONIOUS MISMANAGEMENT

The COAS last summer committed to reward a faculty member at the rank of lecturer with a paltry pay increase. We are well into the spring semester, and the faculty member has yet to be paid. However, the COAS in its machinations to deprive students of contact with an extremely popular senior professor has though nothing of incurring entirely unnecessary expenses which far surpass the money owed to the aggrieved lecturer.

This constitutes petty mismanagement on the part of the COAS. Those who engage in petty mismanagement are placing themselves on the slippery slope to felonious mismanagement.